JANE TOMLINSON COMPLETES "RIDE ACROSS AMERICA"

Congratulations to Jane Tomlinson on completing her epic cycle ride across the States! Despite being in tremendous pain, terminal cancer sufferer Jane managed to cycle 4,200 miles in nine weeks from San Francisco to New York raising £100,000 to date. The money is to be shared between various British and American cancer and children’s charities. Since being diagnosed with terminal cancer, Jane has already raised well in excess of £1million for cancer charities prior to her “Ride Across America”, by completing a variety of triathlons and a bike ride from Rome to Leeds. No mean feat for a woman who was diagnosed with advanced metastatic breast cancer 6 years ago and given just 6 months to live. Jane is surely an inspiration to all of us and living proof that it is possible for any of us to achieve the impossible, whatever our circumstances. Well done Jane!

To read more about Jane and her epic ride or to make a donation go to:-

http://www.janesappeal.com/

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DIARY FROM ENGLAND UPDATE

Apologies for lack of regular posts this week. As some of you know it gets a bit hectic sometimes as I try to hold down a full-time job, spend time with family and friends, do freelance writing and post on my blog as well. This week has been extra mad as I'm preparing to go on holiday early next week. All being well I'm off to Canada on Tuesday on a special holiday for my 40th birthday. My Mum and I are going on a touring holiday visiting Montreal, Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto and Niagara Falls. I've always wanted to go to Niagara Falls since I saw the film Niagara with Marilyn Monroe a few years ago, so for me that will be the highlight of the trip. I'm looking forward to having a Maid of the Mist boat trip (weather permitting!) I've been eagerly watching news reports regarding the situation at the airports. Hopefully things have settled down now, so I'll be starting my packing with a vengeance this weekend!

CHICKEN'S HEAD FOUND IN BOX OF WINGS!

It seems that foreign bodies in our food are on the increase nowadays. I smiled to myself as I read the story of an English woman who got a shock when she opened a box of spicy chicken wings. Inside amongst the wings, she found a chicken’s head, complete with beak, neck and two eyes staring her straight in the face! Not surprisingly the woman got the shock of her life and vowed never to buy them again. Apparently the manufacturer had no idea how the head got in there. Sounds like foul play to me!

MUM BLOWS FINAL KISS TO SON KILLED IN BALCONY JUMP

I've been following the story of the tragic Hogan family. John Hogan is now awaiting trial in Crete after jumping off a balcony with his two children, when his wife told him she wanted a divorce. We can only imagine what was going through this man's mind when he jumped, injuring himself and his two year old daughter and killing his six year old son Liam. It was Liam's funeral this week. He was a lovely little boy with so much to live for. A fan of Doctor Who, it was sad to see his floral tributes, a dalek and tardis and his devastated mother blowing a final kiss to her beloved son. What a terrible waste of such a young life.

DRIVING LICENCE BLUNDER

With cases of identity theft now rife in this country, you would think that government authorities would be extra careful to get it right when issuing important documents, but apparently not. A black teenage girl was shocked to receive her new driving licence with the picture of a Chinese man inside it. Apparently the DVLA (who issue the licences) have promised to investigate the matter. I should think so too!

SEARCH FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH CONTINUES

After the death of the world’s oldest woman this week at the age of 116, her family attributed the secret of her long life to drinking donkey’s milk! With continuing advances in medicine and technology, scientists say that in the future it could well be the norm for people to live well into their 100’s. But would we want to? Critics argue that an ageing population living longer would have a devastating affect on our already cash-strapped National Health Service and the country’s economy. However scientists believe that as technology advances people could live longer and still be fit and healthy.

As the argument continues, it seems that more and more of us are seeking the fountain of youth. Anti-ageing is big business as people continue to look for products and treatments that will keep them eternally youthful and stop the harmful effects of time. One man in particular is hoping to jump on the bandwagon. Jeya Prakash, a Harley Street plastic surgeon, claims to have found the secret of eternal youth in the form of regular injections of human growth hormone. Jeya states that himself and his wife have been on the wonder treatment for 18 months and are living proof that it works. The good doctor is planning to set up a clinic to administer the injections to the likes of you and I for a no doubt large fee. I must say I’m sceptical to say the least, even if Jeya’s wife looks youthful enough to pass for his daughter. Also human growth hormone, when administered regularly in large doses can have serious side-effects, including high blood pressure and diabetes. But for some people who will stop at nothing to reverse the effects of time, the gains no doubt outweigh the risks.

Also in the news this week, scientists in Manchester have made a dramatic breakthrough in their quest to find a cure for baldness, in the form of a protein code that tells cells to sprout more hair. By sending the protein code to more cells, they were able to breed mice with more fur.

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BETTER DEAL FOR WORKING MUMS

New government plans unveiled by MP Harriet Harman are set to revolutionise life in the workplace for working mums. Under the new plans working mums will be entitled to paid time off to care for sick children. In addition mums can request shift patterns which slot in with school opening and closing hours and will also have a legal right to work part-time hours to fit in with family life. Under the present system, employees can ask to work part-time hours but employers do not have to agree to this but under the new plans, if employers do not agree, they will have to prove that the job can only be done by someone prepared to work full-time hours.

Good news for Britain’s working mums. For too long the women workforce in this country has been undervalued and underpaid. Finally the government has acknowledged they have an important role to play in building up the country and the economy. Women shouldn’t be forced to choose between career and raising a family. They should be able to do both. Hopefully the new government plans should go a long way to making this possible. They are certainly a step in the right direction.

DIANA - A TRIBUTE TO ENGLAND'S ROSE

Today we remember Diana, Princess of Wales on the ninth anniversary of her tragic death in a Paris car crash. As hundreds of people flocked to Diana’s former home, Kensington Palace to leave flowers and tributes, it is clear that Diana, England’s Rose and our Queen of Hearts as she was affectionately known, is as popular now as she ever was. Indeed the Royal family underestimated just how popular Diana was with the British public.

Though the years pass none of us will ever forget her. With her tireless charity work and easy, carefree manner, Diana was a breath of fresh air compared to the other members of the Royal family, a true icon of our times. We will probably never know what happened the night of the tragic accident. The long awaited inquest into Diana and Dodi’s death suffered a major setback this summer when the coroner withdrew from the case. Some people believe a conspiracy was involved, others that it was the fault of the chauffeur who had been drinking heavily that night. Harrods owner Mohamed Al Fayed has been instrumental in trying to prove the conspiracy theory and the fact that he believes the couple were murdered. But whatever the cause we will never forget that tragic day when Diana’s life was so tragically cut short. Diana may no longer be here in body, but she is still alive in spirit in the hearts of everyone in the country. We will never forget her. May she rest in peace.

If you would like to light a candle in Diana’s memory or for any other loved one, go to the site listed below:-

http://www.memoryinheart.com/

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BLACKCURRANTS - NATURE'S SUPERFOOD

Still on the subject of hospitals, researchers in Dundee have discovered that blackcurrants can help to combat the deadly hospital superbug MRSA. Blackcurrants have always been regarded as a superfood, particularly good in the fight against Alzheimer’s, cancer and heart disease. Apparently the fruit also contains compounds which help stop the build up of bacteria including listeria, salmonella and MRSA. Goods news for all of us as MRSA can be fatal and is resistant to antibiotics. All the more reason to eat blackcurrants!

SCANDAL OF BRITAIN'S MALNOURISHED PATIENTS

Hospital food has always been the butt of many jokes. However it seems that many of Britain’s hospital patients are at serious risk from malnourishment. Nine out of ten nurses have admitted they don’t have time to ensure that patients eat properly. Elderly patients are particularly affected. The charity Age Concern stressed that, “Food and help with eating it should be recognised as an essential part of care.” The charity is launching a campaign, “Hungry to be Heard”, to raise awareness of the problem and wants hospitals to introduce a “red tray” system, whereby more vulnerable patients have their meals served on red trays so that staff can easily spot who needs help at mealtimes.

Malnourished patients are more prone to infection and take longer to recover from operations and hospital treatment. It is a scandal and a disgrace that patients, particularly the elderly in our community should be treated this way. The blame doesn’t lie with the nursing staff who do their best to work with the limited time and resources available. The real culprit is our cash-strapped healthcare system. Some of these patients, particularly the elderly and infirm have worked hard and paid taxes all their lives. Surely they deserve to get something back. Instead the system is failing them badly. A Department of Health spokesman stated that a summit to discuss how best to care for the needs of the elderly, is planned for the Autumn.

SGT PEPPER TOPS WITH UK LISTENERS

The Beatles are still as popular as ever in the UK. The fab four’s album Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band has been voted the nation’s favourite no. 1 album in the BBC’s Radio 2 Music Club Top 100 Album chart.

BULLYING IN SCHOOLS ON THE INCREASE

According to figures released by children’s charity helpline Childline, bullying in Britain’s schools has hit record levels with an increase of 12% of children being bullied in the last 12 months. Bullying is becoming an increasingly common problem in this country, despite all schools being required to have an anti-bullying policy in place. It is even thought that there is a link between childhood bullying and anti-social behaviour in later life. The figures have surprised many anti-bullying campaigners who believe that the anti-bullying message has been so effective, more and more children are seeking help. However others believe that levels of bullying are spiralling out of control due to flawed strategies in schools.

Bullying is the new debilitating disease of our society, whether it be in the playground or the workplace, chipping away at our self-confidence making us feel insecure, alone and in some cases suicidal. It is important that we stamp it out, before innocent victims end up being emotionally and mentally scarred for life. Many children are driven to suicide as they feel desperate and alone. Yet still bullying continues with some children receiving threatening texts and e-mails, as well as being verbally and physically bullied. Serious measures need to be put in place to tackle the problem sooner rather than later, before even more precious lives are lost.

BRITAIN TRIUMPHS AT THE EMMYS

It was a successful night for British talent at this year’s Emmy Awards. Helen Mirren scooped Best Actress for her role in Elizabeth I, whilst Jeremy Irons was named Best Supporting Actor at the awards ceremony, held in Los Angeles. Helen praised the show’s writers saying that without them she wouldn’t have won the award, her third Emmy. Meanwhile Scottish actress Kelly Macdonald took home the Best Supporting Actress award for her role in The Girl in The Café, whilst Ricky Gervais and his crew scooped the Best Comedy trophy for the U.S. version of The Office. Congratulations to all of them!

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DRINK CIDER FOR HEALTH

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away”, so the saying goes. However researchers believe that drinking a glass of cider every day could be even more effective. It is thought that English cider apples contain chemicals which can help to protect us against strokes, heart disease and cancer. Researchers are looking for some people who will each drink a pint of cider, to test their theories. I’m sure they’ll have no problem finding willing volunteers!

BRITAIN CELEBRATES LAST BANK HOLIDAY

As Britain celebrates the last Bank Holiday weekend before we head into Autumn, many people in the country will be using this as an opportunity to catch up on household jobs and DIY tasks. Others will be braving the airport security queues and jetting off to warmer climates. Meanwhile at least a million people are expected to attend the Notting Hill Carnival, an explosion of fun, food and culture. The annual carnival is one of London’s most popular attractions, bringing a colourful array of costumes and music to the streets. The carnival also provides a good chance for people of all religions and creeds to come together in harmony for this multi-cultural event, as the streets come alive with the sounds of steel drums and Caribbean music.

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BLAIR PLANNING £4MILLION DEAL FOR MEMOIRS

It seems our esteemed Prime Minister, Tony Blair made a slight detour to the States on his way to Barbados to try and secure a book deal for his autobiography, although Downing Street have strenuously denied this. According to recent press reports, Mr Blair had a meeting with Rupert Murdoch’s publishing company in California. He is hoping that Harper Collins will publish his memoirs for a figure of £4million. Nice work if you can get it. He is also likely to make a tidy sum on the after dinner speaking circuit when he eventually quits as Prime Minister. Apparently Mr Blair intends to use the money to wipe out his massive mortgage debts. Somehow I can’t see the book hitting the bestseller lists, judging by Mr Blair’s popularity in this country. It will probably be a work of fiction, based on lies, like Tony Blair’s leadership, the greatest story ever told or probably the worst, judging by recent events. So does this mean that Mr Blair is planning to leave No. 10 sooner rather than later? We can only live in hope!

FOLLOW BILL'S EXAMPLE - EAT YOUR BRAN FLAKES!

I don’t usually take much notice of the advertisements on tv. Some of them are so boring, it takes a genius to work out what they are actually selling. However being health conscious, I really like the advert for the new Kelloggs Crunchy Oatbakes cereal, which features William Shatner entering them into the baking competition at the village fete. Of course they win first prize! I think William Shatner is really good in those Kelloggs Bran Flakes ads. Bill has come a long way from his days as a Starship Captain! I can’t believe he’s 75! He looks really healthy and youthful, a good role model for Kelloggs. All the more reason to eat your Bran Flakes! If you’d like to see more of Bill extolling the virtues of Bran Flakes, go to the link below and click on "Kelloggs All-Bran Challenge".

http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/all-bran/allbran_reg.asp

CHILDREN'S DEMAND FOR GADGETS PLACES FINANCIAL BURDEN ON PARENTS

Oh the joys of parenthood! Today’s demanding children are costing their parents more than £1,000 a year in must-have designer clothes and gadgets to impress their friends. Most popular gadgets include mobile phones, mp3 players and handheld games. How times have changed! When I was growing up, we never had any gadgets like these and managed very well without them. Apparently two thirds of Britain’s youngsters would be lost without their computers as they spend more time on them than watching tv. Could that combined with a diet of junkfood be the reason why so many British kids are obese? Maybe it’s me but when I was growing up, I never remember seeing as many overweight kids around as there are today. Computers were none existent in those days. Junkfood outlets were unheard of. Kids came home from school and went for a bike ride or played outside with their friends. They were a lot healthier than the kids of today. Whatever happened to enjoying the simple pleasures in life? Technology is a wonderful thing but not when it creates a society of demanding, unhealthy youngsters with no values.

TWO FERGIES TEAM UP FOR CHARITY

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie is teaming up with Britain’s Fergie, The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) to help needy kids. The singer whose real name is Stacy Ferguson, is going to work with one of The Duchess’s charities. Sarah is currently the head of the Chances for Children and Children in Crisis charities, which help provide education and healthcare for third world children.

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TEA - BEST DRINK OF THE DAY!

Good news for Britain’s tea drinkers, including myself. Scientists are now telling us that drinking four or more cups of tea is more beneficial than drinking water. Tea is a natural source of flavanoids, a group of antioxidants, which help prevent cell damage and protect us against cancer and heart disease. Some studies also suggest that caffeine in tea can help improve mood and concentration. Sounds good to me! All the more reason to have a cup of tea! I’m a big tea drinker and drink gallons of the stuff, especially when I’m working. My favourite is Yorkshire tea. You can visit the website using the link below:-

http://www.yorkshiretea.co.uk

Happy surfing!

72% BLAME BLAIR FOREIGN POLICY FOR TERRORIST THREAT

Whilst Tony Blair relaxes on his Caribbean holiday, a massive 72% of Britons believe his foreign policy is responsible for the current terrorist threat Britain is facing, including the 7/7 attacks. Meanwhile whilst the people of Britain live in anxiety and fear of further terrorist attacks, Mr Blair was pictured on board a yacht, sipping from a bottle of beer without a care in the world.

SIZE MATTERS TO ROYAL MAIL AS NEW PRICING SYSTEM LAUNCHED

Posting a letter in this country has now become a military operation after Royal Mail’s introduction of the new weight and sizing price guidelines. Size it seems means everything under the new system, especially if it means Royal Mail can make a bit more money. Maybe it’s just me being cynical but a lot of items of post seem to be costing a lot more money on this new system, despite Royal Mail’s assurance that 80% of items would be the same price as before. I read the new pricing guide over and over but still couldn’t make any sense of it. I’m sure it’s not just me. I think there must be a lot more confused people out there. Why does everything in life have to be so difficult? Hopefully Royal Mail will see the error of its ways and revert back to the old system sooner rather than later. It was so much easier in the days when you could just stick a stamp on a letter and drop it into the postbox without having to think about it!

JOKES IN A BRUMMIE ACCENT ARE FUNNIEST

According to a recent survey by Satellite comedy channel Paramount, the majority of Britons prefer to hear jokes told in a Birmingham (Brummie) accent. They believe this accent spoken by British comedians, Lenny Henry, Jasper Carrot and Frank Skinner to be the funniest sounding!

EXPERT SAYS OVERWEIGHT KIDS CLOTHES SHOULD CARRY HEALTH WARNING

As the level of child obesity in Britain continues to grow, a British diet expert believes that clothing for overweight kids should come with a government health warning. He wants to see labels sewn inside large size clothing urging kids to seek help from their GP (doctor). The professor spoke out after British department store, Bhs launched a clothing range featuring more generous sizes for larger children and featured a chubby child in its ads for “back to school” wear. A spokesman for the department store said the new range had proved to be a big hit and helped larger children feel more confident because they could shop for their clothes at the same place as other kids.

It seems a lot of these kids are following in their parents' footsteps, as more and more British adults are also obese, with many making car journeys of less than one mile, rather than walking or cycling. Tony Blair has appointed a new Minister for Health, Caroline Flint, whose main job is to get overweight Brits off the sofa and encourage them to get down to the gym. Good luck to her! Maybe the key is to revert back to the lifestyles we had in years gone by, when gyms were non-existent but because people had healthier diets and took more exercise, they didn't need them. Today's convenience food diet and sedentary lifestyle has a lot to answer for.

MUSLIM LEADERS EXPRESS CONCERN OVER FLIGHT BAN PASSENGERS

Muslim leaders have condemned the actions of British passengers who staged a mutiny to get two Asian men removed from a plane. The men attracted attention because they looked and spoke differently to the rest of the passengers, who were mainly white people. The majority of the passengers were wearing holiday clothes and t-shirts whilst the two Asian men wore sweaters and leather jackets, despite being on a flight to Manchester from the warm region of Malaga in Spain. They also spoke in a foreign language, which everyone presumed to be Arabic. The passengers refused to let the plane take off until the men were removed. The frightening thing about this incident is that the airline didn’t even stop to consider that this might be a misunderstanding or that the passengers had misjudged the situation and overreacted. They automatically assumed the men must be terrorists and had them removed from the plane. Whatever happened to being innocent until proven guilty?

There was also another incident where a British born Muslim airline pilot was escorted off a flight for no apparent reason. Many people of all nationalities travel on aircraft nowadays and we can’t condemn them because of their accents or appearance. They have as much right to travel as everybody else, whatever their colour, race or creed. If we start removing Muslims from planes, are we going to start removing drunks and yobs as well? Where will it all end? The recent spate of terrorist threats has thrown the nation into panic with everyone’s feelings and emotions running high. The downside to this is that it has made everyone paranoid. I agree we need to be vigilant at all times but we also need to be level headed and calm too. Otherwise we risk living in a divided society where fear and paranoia reign supreme and where innocent people are judged and labelled for being different. We will just be playing into the hands of the terrorists. One of Britain’s most senior Muslim policemen has already warned of the danger of creating a new offence of “travelling whilst Asian”.

TOM CRUISE LOSES OUT IN BEST MATE STAKES

Poor Tom Cruise! It seems that nobody in England wants him as their best mate. Tom came bottom of the poll of stars that people would like for their best buddy. King Kong actor Jack Black was No. 1.

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NEW DRUG HELPS SMOKERS TO QUIT

Good news for smokers trying to give up the evil weed, a drug which mimics the effects of nicotine could be on sale in Britain within months. The new drug, Chantrix helped over 50% of smokers to quit in a recent study. Also side effects are minimal, (mainly nausea) and can be avoided by spacing out doses during the day.

On another note, children's satellite channel Boomerang have banned smoking scenes from Tom and Jerry cartoons after an annonymous complaint from a viewer to a tv watchdog. It was thought that the scenes "glamourized" smoking to impressionable young viewers.

HARRY POTTER BETTER KNOWN IN U.S. THAN TONY BLAIR

I’m sure writer JK Rowling never anticipated how popular the character of Harry Potter would become when she wrote her books. The young boy wizard is now better known in America than our Prime Minister, Tony Blair. Apparently whilst at least 50% of Americans don’t know who Tony Blair is, they all know Harry Potter. Certainly Mr Blair could learn a thing or two from Harry. He’ll need to be a magician to sort out some of the problems in this country!

JAMIE HIGHLIGHTS DANGERS OF UNHEALTHY EATING

Naked chef Jamie Oliver was almost unrecognizable as he donned a latex fat suit to warn British kids about the dangers of unhealthy eating. In a filmed sketch for Channel 4, Jamie’s famous scooter collapsed under the weight of his heavy frame. Jamie has been on a crusade recently, even having an audience with Tony Blair, to get healthier school meals for children. Unfortunately despite all his efforts most kids still prefer chips, chips and yet more chips!

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IDENTITY THEFT THREAT FROM DUMPED COMPUTERS

Millions of Britons are putting themselves at risk of identity fraud by ditching their old computers and not erasing any data from the hard drive. An investigation found that as many as one in three dumped computers had personal information including bank details and sensitive business information still on them. Between six to eight million computers are dumped in the U.K. every year, giving potential fraudsters a chance to cash in by selling user’s bank details and other information. In an age when identity theft is rife, this is bad news for all of us. There is however a lesson to be learnt from this. Deleting computer files is not enough. The only way to ensure complete security is to run a programme to completely wipe the hard drive of any sensitive information. I’ll certainly be doing this when my own p.c. reaches the end of its lifespan.

PUBS WAGE WAR ON SUPERMARKET DRINK DEALS

British pubs want the government to ban supermarkets from selling cheap beer, saying they believe it encourages binge drinking. For a long time in this country, people have paid a high price to stand drinking in smokey pubs, breathing in second hand smoke, paying out a small fortune for a night out. If pubs want to have the monopoly on beer purchases, they should lower their prices and then people wouldn’t head off to the supermarket in search of cheap deals. The majority of people that purchase beer at supermarkets, buy it as part of their weekly shop, to be consumed later. So for pubs to say that supermarket deals encourage binge drinking is a bit far-fetched. They are just afraid they are going to lose their already large share of a very profitable drinks market.

Meanwhile Essex Police have launched a scheme to reduce drink and drug related violence and crime. Pubs will be given up to five stars depending how far they go to ensure a safe environment for drinkers and residents living nearby. Maybe it should be implemented throughout the country. It sounds like a good idea!

BOY GEORGE MAKING A CLEAN SWEEP

New Yorkers were surprised to see British pop star Boy George sweeping the streets in New York. The former Culture Club singer was watched by an army of photographers whilst doing community service, his punishment for wasting police time after falsely reporting a burglary at his Manhattan apartment. Police arrived at the apartment to find no signs of a break-in but discovered cocaine. The drugs charges were dropped after George pleaded guilty to wasting police time and agreed to attend a drug rehabilitation programme in England. As photographers moved in for a closer shot of the flamboyant singer, he snapped that they were stopping him from doing his work. George certainly stood out with his bright orange jacket, wrap around sunglasses and trainers with no socks. Street cleaners never looked so good!

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PASSPORT TO PROBLEMS

A young girl’s passport application was refused because she had bare shoulders in her passport photograph, something that would cause offence to muslims. This is despite the fact that no mention of this is made on the passport application forms. It sounds like bureaucracy gone mad to me. The girl’s mother was told that the Passport Office had rejected other applications because of this. In an age when we even have politically correct bedtime stories for children, this is taking things a bit too far.

Meanwhile Simon Howarth was astonished to receive his new passport, all stamped with his name and details inside but displaying the photo of a total stranger! The unknown man in the photo had thinning hair, whilst Simon has a full head of hair. It is not known how the error occurred as Simon’s expired passport with his original photo displayed was sent back in the same envelope. This was a massive mistake by the Passport Office, especially in view of the current heightened security measures. The Passport Office dismissed the error as, “a one-off technical printing glitch”. Apparently their engineers are looking into the problem.

SECURITY BREACH AT GATWICK AS BOY BOARDS PLANE

It seems that the security at Britain’s airports isn’t as tight as we originally thought. Apparently a 12 year old boy managed to sneak past security lines at Gatwick and board a flight without anyone noticing! Nobody knows exactly how he managed to do it. But if a 12 year old boy could sneak through easily then so could a terrorist. The system isn’t foolproof and there is obviously a loophole somewhere. The boy, who had escaped from a children’s home, was only discovered just before the plane took off, when the crew checked the manifest. He had managed to board the plane with no passport or documentation of any kind. If he had been a terrorist, the consequences don’t bear thinking about. Gatwick has now launched a full security investigation to see what went wrong.

We’re also told that because of tight security checks, there are long delays and queues because there aren’t enough staff to cope with the extra checks. After 9/11 there was always the threat of further terrorist activity. The British Airports Authority were well aware of this and should have had resources in place to cope with it. In some cases, planes are taking off minus passengers, luggage or both. At least 20,000 pieces of luggage have gone missing already. The whole system seems to be a shambles. Maybe it’s time the whole security system at Britain’s airports was seriously overhauled. Meanwhile the terrorists are having the last laugh as many hardworking Britons heading for their annual break suffer the misery of delays, cancelled flights and lost luggage. The British Airports Authority owe it to the people of Britain to clear the backlog and get everyone flying again. Only then can we as a nation stand defiant in the face of a terrorist threat.

PETER KAY HAS BEST ONE-LINER

British comedian Peter Kay is in the news this week. ”Garlic bread..it’s the future I’ve tasted it” has been voted the best one-liner in tv comedy history in a poll commissioned by satellite channel UKTV Gold. The phrase was uttered by Peter in the popular British tv series Phoenix Nights. Well done to him!

JK ROWLING EARNINGS GROW BY THE MINUTE!

The phenomenal success of Harry Potter earned author JK Rowling a staggering £77 per minute of last year. Nice work if you can get it! JK Rowling is the only non-American to appear in Forbes Magazine’s Top Ten Celebrity Pay Packets for last year. She comes in ninth with estimated earnings of £41million. Wow! Not bad when you think that the idea for Harry Potter was something that just popped into her head on a train journey!

BRITAIN'S AIRPORTS IN CHAOS IN WAKE OF TERROR THREAT

Britain’s airports have been left in chaos in the wake of last week’s terrorist threat to blow up planes bound for the States. The government has now lowered the terrorist threat from critical to severe, believing that the main culprits in last week’s terror plot have now been arrested. Hand baggage restrictions have also been lifted with passengers now allowed to take one small item of hand baggage on board planes. However liquids, apart from medicine or baby milk are still banned. Unfortunately many passengers arriving at Heathrow and Gatwick Airports were told that despite government restrictions being lifted, no hand luggage was being checked in. Further delays were then encountered as passengers had to hastily re-pack or check in items of hand baggage. Many flights are still being cancelled, with passengers facing long delays due to extra security checks. It seems that despite warnings of further attacks after 9/11, airport bosses had failed to plan ahead and were just not prepared for a terrorist threat. Home Secretary John Reid has urged the public to remain vigilant as there is a still a serious threat of further terrorist attacks. The events of the past few days have certainly boosted John Reid's profile, with many people saying he could be the country's next Prime Minister.

BRITAIN NATION OF SNACK ADDICTS

Snacking is fast becoming the nation’s favourite pastime, with one in ten Britons preferring to have a snack rather than a proper meal. Women it seems are the worst culprits, stashing snacks in desk drawers, handbags and cars. The nation’s favourite snack is a packet of crisps, followed by chocolate and biscuits. Unfortunately healthy snacks like fruit just don’t taste the same!

TONY BLAIR HOLIDAYS IN BARBADOS WHILST BRITAIN FACES TERRORIST THREAT

Britain is currently facing the biggest threat to its national security since World War Two. The nation is full of terrified people, especially those due to fly (like myself), wondering where the terrorists are going to strike next. Where is our Prime Minister, Tony Blair at this critical time? He is holidaying in Barbados as unconcerned as the day. Unlike his American counterpart, George Bush, Tony Blair didn’t even interrupt his holiday to speak to the people of Britain and calm their fears or give them any sort of reassurance. Instead he left for his holiday even though he was warned 48 hours before the general public that Britain faced a massive terrorist threat. Being Prime Minister requires commitment, you can't afford to be complacent in times like these, even if it means interrupting a holiday to address the nation. It is not surprising that Mr Blair’s popularity is on a downward slide. How can the British public have any confidence in a Prime Minister who behaves like this.

GREATGRANDMOTHER PREGNANCY SHOCK

I smiled to myself when I heard the story about the 76 year old British great grandmother, Annie Gillat, who received a letter from her local hospital confirming she was pregnant and had an appointment for a checkup at the local maternity clinic. This must have been the mother of all blunders (pardon the pun!) Naturally Annie was shocked and stunned when she opened the letter. It seems the mixup must have occurred when she visited her doctor for a routine checkup and blood test. The hospital apologized saying it was an “administration error”.

LONDON MOST EXPENSIVE CITY

London has been named as the most expensive city in the world in which to live according to a recent bank study.

TERROR LEVEL RAISED TO CRITICAL AT BRITAIN'S AIRPORTS

There was chaos at Britain’s airports yesterday after it was revealed that British Intelligence had foiled a terrorist plot to cause “mass murder on an unimaginable scale” by blowing up at least ten planes on route to American cities. Many British and foreign flight operators cancelled flights, leaving tens of thousands of passengers stranded. The terror level at Britain’s airports has now been raised to critical and security measures tightened. Long queues formed at the nation’s airports as all passengers were hand searched and their footwear and anything they were carrying was x rayed and screened. Many outbound and inbound flights have been cancelled and passengers are not allowed hand baggage, apart from critical items which must be placed in a clear plastic bag. Those travelling with babies are required to taste the contents of baby’s milk bottles, before being allowed to take them on board. Twenty four people have now been arrested over the terrorist plot, which involved smuggling liquid explosives in hand luggage and detonating them.

WARRING MCCARTNEYS HIRE ROYAL LAWYERS

The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills is growing increasingly bitter by the day. Comparisons have been made between Charles and Diana’s divorce, after Paul hired Fiona Shackleton, who represented Charles in the divorce. This week Heather Mills was angered by the discovery that Paul McCartney had changed all the locks on the home they once shared and she was unable to gain entry to drop off their daughter, Beatrice. McCartney’s camp hit back by saying that Heather had arrived unannounced at the house as part of a publicity stunt. Heather then responded by hiring Princess Diana’s lawyer, Anthony Julius, to handle her divorce case. What a shame things have now reached this stage. What happened to the amicable settlement that the couple discussed? Maybe the warring couple should spare a thought for their little daughter Beatrice whose the real sufferer in all this.

KNIFE CRIME ON RISE IN BRITAIN

A report this week highlighted the dramatic rise of knife crime in Britain. It reveals a massive 73% rise in the number of muggers carrying knives. In addition up to 57,000 of under 25 year olds are stabbed every year. The Home Office plans to increase the penalty for carrying knives from two to four years and also raise the age limit for buying knives from 16 to 18. In addition teachers will be given power to search pupils for weapons.

BRYAN FERRY TO FRONT M & S CAMPAIGN

Former Roxy Music singer Bryan Ferry is the latest celeb to model Marks and Spencer clothes. Bryan will appear in a nationwide advertising campaign for the store’s Autograph range from next month onwards. The sauve singer was photographed by famous lensman David Bailey for the M & S campaign. He said it was great to work with such an icon as David Bailey on the shoot.

DANGERS OF USING MOBILES WHILST DRIVING

A lorry driver was jailed for 4 years for ploughing into a car and killing the driver whilst using his mobile phone. Trinity Taylor died at the scene from massive internal injuries, as the force of John Payne’s lorry crushed her car in half and caused a pile up with other vehicles. Mobile phones are the new curse of our society. I have seen several people using them whilst driving, openly flouting the law. I personally think there should be much tougher penalties introduced. This was a young girl who had her whole life ahead of her and everything to live for. How many more mindless deaths will it take before people sit up and take note of how dangerous it is to use mobiles whilst driving. A four year jail term is an insult to this young woman’s memory. John Payne got off lightly.

GRAND PRIX VICTORY FOR JENSON

Congratulations to British racing driver Jenson Button on his first Formula One victory at the Hungarian Grand Prix.

BRITONS WANT NEW LIFE ABROAD

More Britons than ever want to turn their dream of having a new life abroad into a reality. According to a recent BBC survey, the number of people hoping to emigrate has doubled in the last three years.

£110 FINE FOR PUTTING RUBBISH OUT ON WRONG DAY

British householders now face £110 on the spot fines if they put their rubbish out on the wrong day! Sounds like another way for local councils to line their pockets to me! Then there was the case of the first householder, a mum of three, to be prosecuted for putting the wrong sort of rubbish in her recycling bin. (Fortunately she was cleared). Yet we have murderers and paedophiles walking the streets. Is the world going mad? Where will it all end? In the loony bin I shouldn’t wonder. Apparently local councils in this country have got nothing better to worry about than what day we put out the rubbish!

BREAKTHROUGH CANCER DRUG LAUNCHED

A new cancer drug, Sutent has been launched in the U.K. this week, offering hope to thousands of cancer sufferers. Sutent licensed to treat deadly cancers affecting the kidney and gut is one of a new generation of “magic bullet” treatments, which attack specific tumour targets. It may also be an effective treatment against breast, lung and pancreatic cancer. Sutent has been proven to shrink tumours and stop the progression of cancer. Let’s just hope that local authorities are willing to allocate funding so that patients can be treated with the new drug.

FIRE WRECKS JAMES BOND SET

In the news this week, a big fire at Pinewood Studios has destroyed the set of the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale. Fortunately filming for the new movie due for release in November had already been completed. Staff at Pinewood were in the process of dismantling and removing some of the Bond film sets. The cause of the blaze is not yet known.

HEATWAVE BRINGS DROUGHT

Phew! Weather forecasters have revealed that Wednesday was the hottest day in July since records began! Meanwhile the south of England is experiencing the worst drought since the 1930’s. Movie producer Woody Allen currently shooting a movie on Brighton beach, had his knuckles rapped by the Water Board for his extravagant use of tap water to create, “rain.” He is now using sea water instead!

BRITISH PUBLIC URGED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR HEALTH

Tony Blair has urged the British public to take more responsibility for their own health in an effort to relieve the pressure on the National Health Service. With more and more British children suffering from obesity and diabetes, Mr Blair vowed to bring in mandatory rules to ban the advertising of junk food. Mr Blair believes that healthcare shouldn’t just be about treating the sick but encouraging people to live healthier lives as well. It reminds me of the expression, “You can take a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.” Mr Blair can bring in as many rules as he likes, if the public want to eat junk food, they will eat it. I personally believe that banning the advertising of junk food won’t make a jot of difference.

CORRIE SOAP STAR'S CAR FOR SALE ON E-BAY

Former Coronation Street soap actress Julie Goodyear is following in the footsteps of American actor Matthew McConaughey and selling her car on auction site Ebay. The 1981 Mercedes sports car is up for sale with a price tag of over £30,000. There is a also a note to any potential buyers that Julie won’t be available to show them the car.

BBC LAUNCHES VIDEO PODCASTS

BBC viewers can now view the news on video podcasts. Mini versions of Newsnight and the Ten O'clock news which can be viewed on computers, mobile phones and ipods, are being launched in a year long trial.

HUNGRY MEN ATTRACTED TO HEAVY WOMEN!

According to research published in the British Psychology Journal, hungry men are attracted to heavy women! Apparently a man’s taste in women depends on how hungry he is! So now we know!

Meanwhile a survey by Saga magazine and David Lloyd leisure reveals that the majority of 50 somethings are now heading to the gym in a bid to find their perfect partner!

£4MILLION COST OF CAMILLA SECURITY

In a week when it was revealed that spiralling council tax is causing misery for millions of Britain’s pensioners, how can Buckingham Palace justify £4million of taxpayers money being spent on security for a house that Prince Charles’ wife Camilla rarely uses? Surely some of this money could be used for a more worthy cause in our community. Charles and Camilla are lucky that they can afford to own several properties. Most people in this country struggle to own one.

ANT MARRIES IN LOW KEY WEDDING

Congratulations to Ant McPartlin of Ant and Dec fame on his marriage to Lisa. The wedding was a quiet low key affair with family and friends. What a refreshing change to see a celeb who isn’t flogging exclusive coverage of his big day to a glossy magazine for mega bucks!

BRITONS HOOKED ON MOBILES

According to a recent survey by the Carphone Warehouse, most Britons cannot get through a day without using their mobile phones. A quarter of people said they would feel isolated without one. Experts say that mobiles have restored our sense of community, with the majority of people relying on them to chat with friends and catch up on gossip. I must admit I’d be lost without mine!

SEAN CONNERY BRITAIN'S HERO

Former James Bond actor Sean Connery has been named as the greatest British hero in a poll carried out by amusement park, Thorpe Park. The theme park plans to name seats on a new rollercoaster after the country’s top 20 heroes. Olympic rower Steve Redgrave came second in the poll, with chef and champion of school dinners Jamie Oliver coming third.

MONOPOLY TO GO PLASTIC

I’ve just heard that the makers of Monopoly are bringing out a plastic (credit card) version with no cash. Fortunately a cash version will still be available to buy. That’s a relief. Monopoly without cash is unthinkable! It just wouldn’t be the same! Like a lot of British children, I grew up playing Monopoly and Cluedo. One of the highlights of playing Monopoly as kids, was organising who was going to be the banker and count out the money. Using plastic just wouldn’t be the same! In addition the makers of Monopoly will be increasing the property prices, changing some of the London addresses and updating some of the playing pieces in the new version. Thank goodness the “Go to Jail” element of the game will remain the same!

ROYAL CORONER QUITS

Royal coroner Michael Burgess has quit plunging the inquest and investigation into Diana’s death into chaos. It’s not surprising the poor man never had a chance. He was under pressure from all sides; royal aides wanting to put an end to the alleged “conspiracy theories”, Mohamed Al Fayed wanting a full investigation and even No. 10 has become involved. What a shambles! Surely we owe it to the people’s Princess to have a proper investigation and finally get some answers as to the events of that tragic night. Unfortunately with the resignation of Michael Burgess, further delays are now inevitable and we may never get to the bottom of what happened

VIOLENT CRIME ON THE INCREASE IN BRITAIN

Home office figures released this week reveal that violent crime is on the increase in Britain, with muggings, assaults and robberies up by 10% in some areas.

GORDON BROWN CELEBRATES SON'S BIRTH

Congratulations to Chancellor Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah on the birth of their second son, James Fraser. The beaming chancellor announced, “I love being a dad. It’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.” Let’s just hope Gordon Brown is as good a Prime Minister as he is a dad, if he ever makes it to No. 10.

CEREAL MANUFACTURERS URGED TO CUT DOWN SALT, FAT AND SUGAR LEVELS

According to a recent survey by consumer watchdog Which, most kids’ breakfast cereals contain as much sugar as a bar of chocolate. Researchers also found that some cereals contained as much salt as a bag of crisps. Cereal manufacturers are now being urged to cut down on salt levels and reduce the amount of fat and sugar found in their cereals.

PANPIPES TO SOOTHE WAITING PATIENTS

A government health committee made up of labour MPs has recommended charging patients when they visit their GP or A & E Unit of hospitals. Maybe it’s going towards funding the latest government initiative. Over in Bristol £6,000 of public cash has been flittered away on a panpipe player whose music will be played to help patients relax whilst waiting to see the doctor. Wonder if he’ll play requests? Not sure whose bright idea this scheme was but I’m sure the public would rather have the money put towards something sensible rather than listening to music. Increased funding for operations would be a good start.

WELCOME BACK KYLIE!

I watched singer Kylie Minogue on Sky One last week, having her first interview since her recovery from breast cancer. Fighting back tears, Kylie told interviewer Cat Deeley how her cancer battle wasn't over yet, she was still having treatment and how she still had, "a mountain to climb." She also revealed how her ordeal had made her "embrace life with both hands." Kylie is a very brave girl and it's nice to see her up and about again and planning to resume her Showgirl tour. She is an inspiration to other cancer sufferers. To the delight of her British fans, Kylie is planning some shows at the Wembley arena in January as part of her "Showgirl" tour. The tickets sold out within 6 minutes of going on sale, with fans jamming the phonelines to buy them. Everyone in England wishes Kylie well and is eager to see her back on stage again. Good luck to her!

SPORT RELIEF

Thousands of Britains, including politicians, celebrities and well-known sportspeople, ran, jogged or walked a mile yesterday to raise money for Sport Relief. The charity, set up by BBC Sport and Comic Relief, helps to tackle poverty here in Britain and abroad.

DIANA PHOTOS PROVOKE OUTRAGE

The foreign press has sunk to an all-time low, publishing photos of Diana Princess of Wales, dying in the wreckage after being involved in a horrific car crash in Paris. The British press this week condemned Italian based Chi magazine and Spanish magazine Interviu. Will Diana ever be allowed to rest in peace? This is the last thing that her family, particularly her sons, William and Harry want to see, photos of their beloved Mum’s last moments, being published in magazines to make money. They want to remember their Mum the way she was and the happy times they had with her. To publish photos like this is the height of insensitivity and bad taste. The press hounded Diana when she was alive and now’s she’s dead they still can’t leave her in peace. It’s disgraceful and taking freedom of the press a step too far.

RELIEF FOR HAYFEVER, ASTHMA & ECZEMA SUFFERERS AT LAST

I'm soldering on through the hayfever season and eagerly awaiting the arrival of a new pill which when taken twice a day, will wipe out all symptoms of hayfever, asthma and eczema. It will come as a welcome relief to millions of people, including myself. Clinical trials of the new drug (which blocks allergens) are due to start in 3 years and if successful, the drug could be available within 5 years.

DAVID AND CATHERINE BEST CELEBRITY SMILES

According to a recent Tesco poll, David Beckham has the best celebrity male smile, whilst Catherine Zeta Jones has the best celebrity female smile.

ENERGY SAVING LIGHTBULBS

Tony Blair believes that one of the main ways everyone in this country can save energy is by switching to energy efficient lightbulbs. So now we know! I wonder if Mr Blair is following his own advice and using them at No. 10?

BENEFITS SYSTEM TO BE OVERHAULED

The government is cost-cutting again and planning to get a million sick people back to work as part of an overhaul of the benefits system. The plans have already been criticised by various charity organisations who fear the affect the plans will have on older people or those suffering from depression. Okay there are a few people out there who cheat the system but for every person that does, there are several people out there who are genuinely sick and unable to work through no fault of their own. Instead of penalising them to save some money, maybe the government should take a look at the scandal of over 500 doctors and nurses who have all been suspended on full pay. These are all able-bodied people who are being paid to stay at home, costing the country millions, according to a recent national newspaper report. No wonder this country and the National Health Service are in the state they’re in.

GOVERNMENT REVIEW RECOMMENDS USE OF NUCLEAR POWER

The government has recommended the use of nuclear power in a bid to tackle climate change and cut carbon emissions. Tony Blair believes it could make a significant contribution to Britain’s energy needs alongside renewable energy sources.

Critics argue that by advocating the use of nuclear power, we may be creating another Chernobyl, a disaster waiting to happen. The argument rages on.

LILY'S NO. 1

Britain has a new No. 1 hit single. “Smile” by London singer/songwriter, Lily Allen has knocked Shakira from the top spot.

7TH JULY - THE NATION REMEMBERS

On Friday 7th July, the nation remembered the victims of the 7/7 London bombings, with many workplaces and individuals observing two minute’s silence at noon to remember those who sadly lost their lives that day. A service of remembrance was held at London’s Hyde Park, culminating in members of the public laying flowers within a mosaic in Queen Mary's Gardens in the park. Prime Minister Tony Blair said the anniversary was an opportunity for "the whole nation to come together".

The government has so far refused to launch an enquiry into the events of 7/7, the main reason being money. Unfortunately you can’t put a price on people’s lives. The sooner Mr Blair realises that, the better. Surely the only way to stop something like the atrocities of 7/7 ever happening again is to launch a full enquiry. We owe it to the victims and their families, to find out who was behind the terrible atrocities of that day. There are still so many unanswered questions. Until a full investigation is launched and with the threat of more terrorist activity hanging over us, none of the people in this country will ever feel secure again. A similar situation occurred in the States but unlike Mr Blair, George Bush set up a 9/11 Commission ending any myths or speculation surrounding the September 11th attacks. The American people then had some reassurance. Like our American neighbours, the British public demand nothing less. Tony Blair has been battling to win back public confidence since the events surrounding the Iraq war. Acknowledging what happened on 7th July would be a step in the right direction.

DISCOVERY BLASTS OFF WITH BRITON ON BOARD

Space shuttle Discovery finally blasted off on Tuesday with British astronaut Piers Sellers on board. The launch had been delayed twice due to bad weather and then a crack was found in the fuel tank’s insulation, causing a further delay. Crowds, including Dr Sellers’ mum and brothers who had flown in from England, cheered as the shuttle left the Kennedy Flight Centre at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

WHOOPING COUGH ON THE RISE

According to a study in the British Medical Journal, whooping cough has reached epidemic proportions amongst Britain’s schoolchildren, despite children receiving vaccinations against it as babies.

GOVERNMENT CLAMPDOWN ON UNDERAGE SMOKING

The government is getting tough on underage smokers and is considering raising the minimum age for purchasing cigarettes from 16 to 18. Under new proposals anyone caught selling cigarettes to underage youngsters will be banned from selling cigarettes for one year. Public Health Minister Caroline Flint said that the younger children are when they start smoking, the more likely they are to be hooked on the evil weed for life! Around nine percent of British children aged between 11 and 15 now smoke.

SIR IAN MCKELLEN VOTED BRITAIN'S TOP GAY ICON

Da Vinci Code star Sir Ian McKellen has come top of the annual “Pink List” of the 100 most influential gay British men and women. Singer, Sir Elton John, came second.

SHAKIRA RIDING HIGH AT NO. 1

Shakira has toppled Nelly Furtado securing her first No. 1 hit in the official U.K. singles chart, with her hit song, “Hips Don’t Lie”, featuring Wyclef Jean. Nelly Furtado was riding high in the chart for 3 weeks with her song, “Maneater”.